by Wallace | Aug 27, 2024
Avoid “Lead Poisoning” i.e. getting shot at. Never drink downstream from the herd.
by Wallace | Jul 14, 2024
Lots of folks ask me what to chomp on in order to stay healthy in Glory USA. The old Doc believes that what you don’t guzzle is an even more important consideration. Folks that have more than two whiskies at the saloon get in fights and come down with...
by Wallace | Feb 14, 2020
Attention all Citizens: A bad illness has broken out among the Chinese workers building our nearby railroad. We think they got it from eating Armadillo (a relative of the Spiny Anteater from their native land). Doc Wally recommends that you avoid eating Anteaters but...
by Wallace | Dec 12, 2019
In the old days the closest thing to anesthesia was whiskey. It also helped to bite something hard to distract from the pain of a medical procedure (like removing an arrowhead).
